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If Paul Duffy hadn’t woken late for work, he wouldn’t have been rushing to catch the bus, and wouldn’t have spilled coffee on his coat sleeve. That one little stain got him into quite a big mess. If only the purple tuxedo wearing stranger named Tro hadn’t been on the same bus, things might have been different for Paul Duffy. If only…

Fate takes people on a different road than they have planned some times. This is Paul Duffy’s road, as he discovers who Parmak is and what a simple coffee stain can cause.

Written by Mike Murphy, post-production and voice direction by Timm “The Jester” Gillick.

Introducing James Bond: charming, sophisticated, handsome; chillingly ruthless and very deadly.

Casino Royalé finds Bond on a mission to neutralize a lethal, high-rolling Russian operative called simply ‘Le Chiffre’, who has lost 50 million Francs of his nation’s money on a private venture, and unless he can recoup his losses, a SMERSH assassin lies in wait. James Bond 007 is sent to beat Le Chiffre at the casino and ensure Le Chiffre’s death comes at the hands of his own people.

Produced/Scripted by Michael Dougherty and Justin J. Milliner

Based on the novel by Ian Fleming

Randall is working for ATLAS Labs and David has been left behind. Magic Man tries to help, but he’s not sure what to do. A mysterious trio also shows up to have Randall work for the government. Who are Fathom, Onslaught and Diehard? What is their mission? And what is David going to do about Randall?

Written, directed and post-produced by Timm Gillick

Written, directed and produced by Timm Gillick.

Casino Royalé finds Bond on a mission to neutralize a lethal, high-rolling Russian operative called simply ‘Le Chiffre’, who has lost 50 million Francs of his nation’s money on a private venture, and unless he can recoup his losses, a SMERSH assassin lies in wait. James Bond 007 is sent to beat Le Chiffre at the casino and ensure Le Chiffre’s death comes at the hands of his own people.

Produced/Scripted by Michael Dougherty and Justin J. Milliner

Based on the novel by Ian Fleming

A TON of characters this time around, some small parts with only a couple lines each, some that are big for the next 3-4 episodes and one recurring character being recast.

Audition deadline – We’ll give this one a few weeks to make sure everyone who wants to get in on the mutant mayhem. So we’ll set it for June 30th.

Recording and Contact information -

-Record in 44100hz 16-bit Stereo MP3 or wav is fine.
-Save the lines as “charactername_yourname_linenumber.mp3″ (ex: Wolverine_Jester_01.mp3)
-Please put multiple files in a ZIP or RAR file and label it as “yourname_Xmen_auds.zip”
-Send your auditions to jester@circus13productions.com
-SOUND QUALITY IS A FACTOR! If you send me files with a lot of puffs and pops and background noise, you’ll get rejected out of hand. A low steady computer fan noise is fine, I can deal with that.
-And please don’t bug me about your audition. Don’t ask if there’s any way to change it. Don’t ask if I got it.

Don’t ask ANYTHING, please! I’ll keep a list on here of the ones that I get and will update it every couple of days. So if you sent it to me, give it a couple days before you ask if I got it. Thanks.

Anyway, on with the roles!

CHARACTERS

MALES:

Name: Cyborg 1
Age: any
Bio: cyborg who kidnaps a couple of the X-men, tough guy but not that tough
Audition line 1: Pathetic, Beast. You’re not as ELOQUENT as I’d been told. Now SHUT UP and behave or…

Name: Cyborg 2
Age: any
Bio: cyborg who kidnaps a couple of the X-men, tough guy but not that tough
Audition line 1: They’re busting loose! No time for SUBTLETY.
Audition line 2: Too late, mutant! Did you really think we’d be taken alive?!

Name: Cyborg 3
Age: any
Bio: cyborg who kidnaps a couple of the X-men, tough guy but not that tough
Audition line 1: Blow the witch out of the air!

Name: Driver 2
Age: early 20′s and up
Bio:
Audition line 1: Hey! What in…?

Name: Longshot
Age: early to mid 20′s
Bio: From another planet where the ruler, Mojo, rules by television. His mutant power is his incredible luck and his hollow bones that make him very light. He’s a very swashbuckling type of character. The audition lines are all he has in episode 5, but his role is bigger in episode 6.
Audition line 1: Alison! At last!
Audition line 2: We don’t have much time, m’love. You CAN’T have forgotten this.
Audition line 3: SPIRAL?!
Audition line 4: (sound effect, kissing Dazzler passionately, but quickly)

Name: Thug 1
Age: early 20′s and up
Bio: typical street thug type. Rough and gruff, and annoyed.
Audition line 1: A teleporter! Is there ALWAYS a teleporter?

Name: Dr. Cornelius
Age: early 40′s and up
Bio: the doctor who helped experiment on Omega Red, Sabretooth, Maverick and Wolverine (among others). He’s working with Matsuo and Fenris. Not a good guy.
Audition line 1: HM! Seventeen hours, fifty three minutes and… An odd number of seconds. I suppose you’re not really interested in the precise readout?
Audition line 2: Hmmm… Maybe we SHOULD disengage. I don’t want to see Wolverine killed before…

Name: Maverick
Age: early 30′s and up
Bio: Another of Wolverine’s old partners from his team as Weapon X. He’s working to help Wolverine now against Omega Red. Maybe a slight German accent (not necessary, very subtle if you can do it).
Audition line 1: Obs-Link One to Central. Confirm target. They have LOGAN, Major. No sign of CREED.
Audition line 2: Maverick to Central. This is going SOUR fast, major. Logan doesn’t know what the hell’s happening to him! I’m gonna REMIX this little party a bit! (beat) Starting now!

FEMALES:
Name: Lila Cheney
Age: early 20′s and up
Bio: friend to Dazzler and the X-men, she’s helping Dazzler get her memory back. She’s human but has been a friend to the X-men for a while.
Audition line 1: C’mon, Alison! You can’t have FORGOTTEN everything? You were an X-man! Y’know — Australia? The Reavers? Roma? Incredibly cute guys?
Audition line 2: Hoo boy — you X-men sure don’t believe in dull moments, do you? We’re OUTTA here!

Name: Spiral
Age: early 20′s and up
Bio: the hitman, enforcer, assassin for Mojo of the TV planet. She has six arms and can teleport across time and space. Tough, not nice at all, and she uses SWORDS!
Audition line 1: LONGSHOT! I’ve found you, rebel! Your long escape is at an end!
Audition line 2: It doesn’t matter. You haven’t escaped. Poor Longshot. Haven’t you YET realized Mojo ALWAYS gets his way…?

MALE OR FEMALE:
Name: Cerebro
Age: any
Bio: the X-men’s mutant finding computer, very clean, crisp voice, not a lot of inflection
Audition line 1: Perimeter alert. Cerebro scan. Unidentified mutant signature detected. Quadrant K724.
Audition line 2: Mutant located vector nine nine seven, bearing six two one. Specifications on screen.

Remember the deadline is JUNE 30th. Send your lines to jester@circus13productions.com.

Truck is sent to an old, abandoned strip club (is that possible?) to search for Frank, a little fella about yay tall, bright red hair, pasty white skin, wears a black suit and a red bow tie. What he finds is a group of kids whose friends have been captured by Satanic Strippers (reminding some of a cartoon group of kids with their dog). And what’s the deal with the sporks?

Written, directed and post-production by Timm “The Jester” Gillick

Truck, an inter-dimensional bounty hunter, is called in to Carlton, Louisiana to investigate a strange flying object in Carpetbag Swamp. When he needs a little help, he calls in his partner Big Daddy Fred. As they dig deeper into the underside of Carlton, they get a little more than they expected.

Be sure to listen for the commercial at the end of each episode.

Written by Paul Mannering, directed and produced by Timm Gillick.